The youngest, Stewie, is a genius baby bent on killing his mother and destroying the world. He said we're a bunch of basic bitches.Brian, if I was such a basic bitch, would I be wearing solid black umpire's shoes?Where the hell is my white wine with Sprite in it? 11/17/10 08:22 ♪ It seems today that all you see ♪ ♪ Is violence in movies and s*x on TV ♪ ♪ But where are those good old-fashioned values ♪ ♪ On which we used to rely? Transcripts » TV Show Transcripts » E-F » Family Guy 18x15 - Baby Stewie . He's your best friend with whom you seem to have a very sexual past.Everything is fine.
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Why not? Messing around with your DNA could have dire consequences.I think taking out that DNA turned you into a regular baby.Hey, Chris, watch. Sick, twisted and politically incorrect, the animated series features the adventures of the Griffin family. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Just nobody come in or look in.I wish I could go back to before this whole thing happened and tell him he's right.Removing those parts of your DNA doesn't make you smarter.I know, but I may not have been telling you the truth about Chris being a smart baby.So you're saying that somehow, all my smooshed-together, crappy Griffin DNA is actually what makes me smart?By traveling back here, you've created a new timeline.For everything to revert back to normal, you have to drown your past self in the toilet.Well, that was fun, but it didn't fill the whole episode.So, in the Pixar tradition of killing time, here's aAnd don't worry, it won't be that creepy one where the Chinese mother eats her baby. All kinds of veins everywhere.So, do you think you can help me get him back to normal?Go to the kitchen and grab eight to ten dish towels.Tear 'em in half and lay 'em on the floor in my room.After that, go to Shake Shack and pick up four burgers.Finally, I need you to sew the long plastic tube from the vacuum cleaner onto this pair of underwear.I know that there's got to be a part of you inside there that can understand me, and maybe Rupert can help you remember.Remember Rupert?
Deidre Jackson appears to challenge Lois to a fight, which she refuses. With Seth MacFarlane, Alex Borstein, Seth Green, Mila Kunis. "Okay, where do people leave their keys when they come into a room?Oh, oh, I know, I know. Brian Writes a Bestseller.
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Family Guy (1998–…) - episodes with scripts. Look at these people, giving you a statue for fighting a bunch of bums!If you're so great, why don't you prove it?
Family Guy is an American adult animated sitcom created by Seth MacFarlane for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The episode follows housewife Lois after she is convinced to become a championship boxer. Peter: Oh no.
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"Baby, You Knock Me Out" is the fifth episode of the ninth season of the animated comedy series Family Guy.
What's up, fellas? (gasping): She... she's too str... she's too strong, Joe.All right, Lois, you listen to me and you listen good.I held your hand during childbirth, I watched you raise three kids on a shoestring budget-- you never gave up then, and you're not giving up now!And if there was a hall of fame for hearts, yours would be the biggest one in the whole damn building!All right, Lois, you listen to me and you listen good.Well, ladies and gentlemen, here we are at round six-- the round that Deirdre Jackson predicted she'd kill Lois Griffin.What do you think, Floyd, is she gonna make good on that promise?You have to b-be yourself, or at least within the confines.All right, well, let's see what's going on in the ring.Now, if everyone could just pick up two chairs before you leave, we can get this place cleaned up a lot quicker.How did Lois Griffin do what no other challenger could do and knock out Deirdre Jackson?I-I have a strong headache when I go to sleep and wake up.And how do you think that's going to affect Jackson's next fight?Well, I gotta be honest, Lois, I had my doubts, but you really held your own in that ring.And thanks to Deirdre, I even got some of my own milk to put on my cereal.
President Obama performs "Honestly Sincere" from Bye Bye Birdie. Family Guy Transcript. Fight me!Why don't you bring your pretty little self over to my apartment tonight, and I'll show you a Now, you get your hands off my man before I break 'em off!Coming up next, a boxing match where the fighters are bleeding We've got exclusive coverage of tonight's women's boxing bout, Griffin versus Jackson.We're here live with contender Deirdre Jackson outside her dressing room.Deirdre, is it true you've killed three women in the ring?What?
And I'm Joyce Kinney. Lois becomes friends with the new news anchor, only to have her reveal Lois's most embarrassing secret on air.
Sick, twisted and politically incorrect, the animated series features the adventures of the Griffin family. What do you mean?Peter, sometimes you're so insensitive, and you make me so angry, I just want to clock you in the jaw.Obviously, I can't do that, so boxing was an outlet.Look, if you don't want to fight anymore, you don't have to.A-And the truth is, I suppose I kind of got most of it out of my system anyway.Is it cool if I tell your insurance that I gave you heart surgery?Ladies and gentlemen, in honor of her retirement after 17 consecutive victories, I hereby dedicate this statue to Quahog's greatest fighter, Lois Griffin!I'm also having a celebratory keg party back at my house later.You can tell your parents that my parents will be there.Thank you so much for coming, everyone, and thank you for always cheering me on at all my fights.Only the deadliest fighter in all of women's boxing.Of me! I bet she orders the eggplant parmesan like it's something fancy.Ha! 09x05 - Baby, You Knock Me Out .
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