He wants to know if there's more to life than just being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. "Matilda: When I was in 7th grade, I was... the fat kid in my class. As much as assassinating foreign leaders is bad, Mugatu does have a point.The greatest, funniest, and most iconic movie and TV quotes from your all-time favorite comedies (and a few you probably haven’t seen). Le Tigra? Despite living a lavish life in the model industry, Zoolander is still searching for who he is. Poor, stupid models. I've got a prostate the size of a honeydew and a head full of bad memories. Derek tries to match up to his rival Hansel and does a massive wedgie on himself. Maury Ballstein: What do we do when we fall off the horse? “That's all there is; there isn't anymore.” —Ethel Barrymore “What is this – a school for ants?” It’s one of the most memorable lines in "Zoolander" (2001) is a hilarious depiction of male models. He wants to know if there's more to life than just being really, really, ridiculously good-looking. With a push-up bra you could have a nice rack of lamb up there. That search brings him back to his blue-collar father who is working in a coal mine. Zoolander is a 2001 American comedy film directed by Ben Stiller and starring Stiller, Owen Wilson and Will Ferrell. See more ideas about Zoolander, Movie quotes, I movie. And I will be a monkey's uncle if I let you ruin this for me, because if you can't get the job done, then I will! So grab an orange mocha frappaccino and some crazy pills and enjoy the finer moments from the 2001 comedy film "Zoolander.
Derek Zoolander. 7) "If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. It portrays them as dim-witted and self-obsessed people who can be easily manipulated. You've done nothing! …and the walk-off itself. It later became somewhat of a cult favorite and attracted such a strong following that Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson and many others have signed on to produce a sequel, set to hit theaters in 2013. The legend did a cameo as himself in the film, in which he suddenly turned up to judge Zoolander and Hansel’s walk-off. Makes point about possibility of deeper levels to existence; pouts. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO! The evil fashion guru Mugatu seizes the opportunity to turn Derek into a Mugatu is so hot right now he could take a crap, wrap it in tinfoil, put a couple fish hooks on it and sell it to Queen Elizabeth as earrings. Embarro. The film contains elements from a pair of short films directed by Russell Bates and written by Drake Sather and Stiller for the VH1 Fashion Awards television specials in 1996 and 1997. We think differently than the face and body boys... we're a different breed. “I think I’m getting the black lung,” Zoolander tells his folks after working in the coal mines for a day. His pained groan is everything. Straight after that fail, Zoolander goes out on the street and does a The world's defining voice in music and pop culture since 1952. Directed by Ben Stiller. Mugatu: SHUT UP! They go to get a pick-me-up Orange Mocha Frappuccino, which ends with an explosive petrol fight tragedy. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills! So practice your Blue Steel, your La Tigra and of course your Magnum. "Zoolander" movie quotes allow viewers to get inside the head of three-time male model of the year Derek Zoolander as he ponders the important things, like if there is more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good looking.
Enough already, Ballstein! The man has only one look, for Christ's sake!
Derek Zoolander: "Be professionally good looking." But his explanation of the affliction to journalist Matilda is definitely the better scene… Zoolander Clear the runway for Derek Zoolander, VH1's three-time male model of the year.
It’s Will Ferrell’s phrasing – the repetition of Hansel’s name – that makes this line a gem. Will Ferrell losing his shit is a classic Ferrell-movie trope, but it’s rarely as satisfying as this.
Will Ferrell’s Mugatu is a horrible epitome of rich, capricious fashion execs. It's the Cheryl Ladd collection and I got it at JC Penney's. Sign up for our daily newsletter to receive personalized movie news for Clear the runway for Derek Zoolander, VH1's three-time male model of the year. Zoolander’s signature look was Blue Steel, but he’s so much more than that – as these 15 brilliantly quotable moments prove.
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Derek ponders if there's more to life than being nice on the eyes, much to the confusion of his model housemates.Right as it's time for Derek Zoolander to kill the Prime Minister of Malaysia, he stops, much to the displeasure of Mugatu, who follows with a lengthy tirade about everything from inventing the piano key necktie eons ago to how Derek Zoolander looks are all the same. Maury Ballstein: The designer's got your nuts in a vice! It’s tragic, but it’s also very lol.