George: Listen, I know we've had our problems in the past, but we've got a show to do tonight. Check out the best Kramer memes, quotes and pictures from Seinfeld.

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← Jerry Seinfeld Quotes. But rather than lauding that, I think it shows the insane banality of it.

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See more ideas about Kramer, Seinfeld, King of queens. Free Daily Quotes. Cuz I need wood around me. Dec 20, 2015 - Explore kcfromkc41's board "... kramer ..." on Pinterest. Million to one’.

Isosceles Kramer.George: I hate this mall, there are never any spaces here... She's got everything I've ever wanted in another human being ... except for the walking.Kramer: You "stink." * “KRAMER:” Oh…yeah. Search. The ball is just sitting there, Jerry, and I can’t hit it! Why don’t we drive out to Rock-a-Way and hit them———–(extremely excited) into the ocean! * “KRAMER:” I’d love to watch the operation, yeah! * “KRAMER:” I stink! Plant yourself there, because you will hear the funniest stories you’ve ever heard. I love the name 'isosceles'. If you ever want to tell me about it, the door to my office is always open.

Wood, Jerry (Snaps fingers)… Wood.

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Seinfeld Quotes. Subscribe There is no community service in 'Seinfeld.' * “JERRY:” (Looking toward beach) Oh this is interesting.

* Kramer enters after Jerry and George try to convince the NYU writer that they aren’t gay – not that there is anything wrong with that) * (After Kramer sleeps with Susan’s girlfriend) * “KRAMER:” Boy, I have really had it with Newman. 26+ Best Kramer Memes, Quotes and Pictures.

See, no one wants to admit to them that they stuck something up there. 8 Share If you take 'Cheers' and 'Seinfeld' and watch the early shows, they're kind of awkward.

Pull together as a team.

Switch to the dark mode that's kinder on your eyes at night time. You'll come in, we'll talk about the raisins, have a nice laugh.Jerry: We'll have to take your car, it's got the most room.

I say let's let bygones be bygones. George Costanza Quotes → Cosmo Kramer Quotes. And I’m buying that fake wood wallpaper. Posted on by maxy * Kramer enters after Jerry and George try to convince the NYU writer that they aren’t gay – not that there is anything wrong with that) “KRAMER:” Hey, C’mon!

* “George:” Yeah.. the ambulance got there very quickly. Switch to the light mode that's kinder on your eyes at day time. Look at the Assman!’ (Kramer waves) * “KRAMER:” These street toughs, they robbed me. You just need a nose job.

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Why don't you go take a shower?Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint?

It’s gonna be like a log cabin. Every proctologist story ends in the same way: ‘It was a million to one shot, Doc. See more ideas about Kramer, Seinfeld, King of queens. Y'know I remember when I was a kid growing up, kids would make fun of my name like you wouldn't believe - 'Jerry Jerry Dingleberry', 'Seinsmelled' Jerry. Login. See more ideas about Seinfeld quotes, Seinfeld, Jerry seinfeld. Find funny, famous quotes from Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza, Elaine Benes, Cosmo Kramer and yada, yada, yada. Jason Alexander.

I was just curious because it seems like a strange thing to do, to walk into a room, audition, and walk out with a box of raisins.

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* “KRAMER:” You meet a proctologist at a party, don’t walk away.